So, it's been rather rainy here for the past few days, and fairly warm (I mean, for November. 50's and 60's) and the worms have been coming out and crawling around on the sidewalk.
My boyfriend and I were walking the other night, and he bent down and picked up a worm and put it in my hand. I oohed and aahhed and giggled and talked about how I was going to put it in a jar in my room and name it Squiggles.
So we're walking along with Squiggles and I'm poking him and moving him to keep him from falling off my hand. Well, something weird happened and squiggles kinda split himself in half. I proceeded to yell out:
"Holy shit! Squiggles's butt fell off!
My boyfriend proceeded to start cracking up.
I was running around like a crazy person yelling "He's cuddling with himself now! I don't know what to do! He needs medical attention! Holy shit, his butt is squirming! Does Squiggles reproduce asexually or something? I don't know what to do!"
Does anyone know anything about worms?
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